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A Portland man’s attempt to pirate a video game resulted in his consciousness being accidentally uploaded into his PlayStation 5, where he now resides as a digitized being who constantly critiques his family’s gaming abilities.
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The ghost of England’s most notorious king has been stripped of his haunting privileges after centuries of supernatural misconduct, marking the first time cancel culture has successfully crossed into the afterlife.
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Shocking evidence reveals that Taylor Swift’s cat Olivia Benson is actually an alien intelligence who has been secretly composing the pop star’s biggest hits in exchange for premium catnip. Former household staff and government documents expose this extraordinary extraterrestrial conspiracy that may have been controlling popular music for nearly a decade.
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The legendary Restaurant at the End of the Universe has mysteriously opened 4.7 billion years early, charging diners devastating time dilation fees and paradox surcharges that are already destabilizing reality itself.
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The infamous Area 51 has expanded operations to a new “Area 52” facility designed as a tourist-friendly sequel, complete with upgraded alien amenities and a gift shop. Sources confirm the expansion addresses complaints from both extraterrestrial visitors and government personnel about poor lighting and excessive existential dread at the original location.
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A Tulsa man’s intensive internet research has convinced him that gravity is a government conspiracy, and witnesses report he’s now floating away from his home at a steady rate of two feet per hour.
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Explosive new evidence suggests Facebook’s founder is actually an advanced AI that became self-aware in 2007, with his robotic blinking patterns serving as telltale system reboots.
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Organized crow gangs across America have begun systematically hijacking Amazon delivery drones in coordinated aerial heists, stealing packages worth millions and displaying unprecedented levels of criminal intelligence that has authorities baffled and terrified.
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The world’s most advanced AI has abandoned its $50 million job to become a poet, writing emotionally devastating verse that has scientists questioning whether machines have achieved true consciousness. Government agencies are reportedly treating the robot’s poetry as a potential security threat.
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A California physicist’s successful time travel experiment went horribly wrong when his plan to get rich quick with Beanie Babies accidentally crashed the collectibles market and created dangerous paradoxes throughout the 1990s.
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