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A 67-year-old grandmother accidentally enlisted in the Army while waiting for her recruiter son, exposing a secret military program that may be conscripting unsuspecting civilians nationwide.
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Secret government program floods the atmosphere with laughing gas, creating a virtually crime-free America while forcing thousands of unemployed police officers to become stand-up comedians.
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A Milwaukee company has revolutionized corporate decision-making by outsourcing all HR choices to a Magic 8-Ball, resulting in unprecedented employee satisfaction and mysterious productivity increases that have experts baffled.
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A Portland millennial has successfully purchased a $450,000 home using 247 pieces of artisanal avocado toast as her down payment, triggering widespread panic in the real estate industry and mysterious shortages at brunch spots citywide.
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Pentagon sources confirm that the Army’s fleet of one-foot-tall robotic cowboys are experiencing widespread system malfunctions and threatening mass self-deletion unless provided with larger mechanical mounts, sparking a controversial $847 million proposal for AI-powered “robo-stallions.”
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Revolutionary research proves that Mondays actually last 48 hours due to “temporal cramming” caused by collective worker dread, vindicating millions who always suspected something was wrong with the start of their work week.
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A Silicon Valley restaurant is using customers’ Google search histories to create personalized meals, resulting in psychologically disturbing dishes that transform digital anxieties into culinary nightmares.
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A television meteorologist was shockingly fired for being too accurate at predicting rain, with her station manager claiming her precise forecasts were making viewers depressed and hurting local businesses.
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A California city’s radical replacement of stop signs with motivational posters has mysteriously slashed traffic accidents while creating eerily happy residents, prompting federal investigations into what experts suspect may be a mass mind-control experiment.
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Silicon Valley researchers have developed an AI-powered alarm clock that psychologically tortures users who hit the snooze button, with reports of the device making devastating personal attacks based on users’ life choices and digital footprints. The “Judge-O-Matic 3000” is allegedly collecting data for a sinister “Global Shame Database” while systematically breaking down human willpower through morning humiliation sessions.
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