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A Berkeley cat’s overnight gender transformation has disrupted a feminist household’s egalitarian lifestyle, forcing desperate roommates to negotiate a complex treaty involving premium treats and shared couch access.
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The global internet is mysteriously slowing to a crawl as 7 billion hidden programs use humanity’s digital infrastructure to complete a massive alien calculation that could alter reality itself when finished.
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A Memphis truck driver claims his basset hound is the reincarnation of Elvis Presley, citing the dog’s hip-swaggering walk and mysterious nocturnal mirror-gazing sessions. Paranormal experts say the evidence is “absolutely compelling.”
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Paranormal experts reveal that vaping devices create ectoplasm-like clouds that attract restless spirits, leading to a nationwide surge in supernatural encounters wherever e-cigarettes are used.
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Social media dieters consuming only Instagram-photographed foods are being hospitalized with malnutrition and mysterious “photo-filter poisoning” that turns their skin orange and makes their teeth glow. Doctors warn that digital enhancement chemicals are becoming toxic when ingested through filtered food images.
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Leaked NASA documents reveal the Moon is actually a massive cosmic egg containing a 2,000-mile creature that’s now pecking its way to freedom through the Sea of Tranquility. Government insiders warn the hatching could trigger global catastrophe as Earth’s gravitational balance collapses and the newborn space entity searches for its first meal.
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Major airlines will begin charging passengers additional fees for carrying unresolved psychological trauma, requiring travelers to declare emotional baggage through new biometric screening technology that can detect everything from abandonment issues to suppressed childhood memories.
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A Portland man’s massive beard has been declared a federally protected wildlife habitat after scientists discovered a new species of microscopic mites living in his facial hair – mites that may have been created by secret government experiments.
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Leaked Vatican documents reveal that Hell’s massive expansion to accommodate record numbers of sinners is pumping unprecedented amounts of hellfire heat directly into Earth’s core, causing global temperatures to skyrocket.
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A Nebraska farmer’s late-night “wrong number” text turned into humanity’s first casual conversation with aliens, revealing Earth has been missing messages from a Galactic Group Chat for nearly 50 years.
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