Time machine hidden beneath Mount Rushmore
A mind-blowing discovery beneath Mount Rushmore has revealed a secret time machine allegedly built and operated by Abraham Lincoln, who may have been a time-traveling DJ.
A mind-blowing discovery beneath Mount Rushmore has revealed a secret time machine allegedly built and operated by Abraham Lincoln, who may have been a time-traveling DJ.
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