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A Phoenix man’s COVID cough has allegedly unlocked vivid memories of serving as Cleopatra’s bodyguard in ancient Egypt, part of a disturbing pattern of “genetic memory” cases emerging nationwide from the latest variant.
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A shocking new COVID variant that turns hair neon green has sparked a dangerous trend among teenagers who are deliberately infecting themselves to achieve the otherworldly look. Health officials suspect the precisely-targeted mutation may not be entirely natural, raising disturbing questions about biological marketing and weaponized vanity.
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When Chuck Norris joined Twitter, his legendary power channeled through social media caused actual earthquakes, forcing Elvis, Bigfoot, and an alien diplomat to flee the country in a desperate evacuation. Government seismologists confirm his tweets are literally shaking the Earth, prompting an international supernatural crisis.
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A time traveler from the year 2847 warns that Chuck Norris is a cosmic constant across all timelines, whose legendary power extends from the age of dinosaurs to the far future. Government scientists confirm that any attempt to alter history involving Chuck Norris could result in the complete collapse of reality itself.
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A genetically engineered Chuck Norris clone’s escape from a secret government lab ended when the original defeated his duplicate in an epic thumb war, leading to the clone’s new career as an IHOP doorstop.
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A mysterious infant displaying impossible linguistic abilities has captivated TikTok users worldwide, speaking in seventeen human languages plus three unidentifiable alien dialects. Government agents are desperately searching for the vanished child as millions of viewers report experiencing otherworldly dreams after watching the viral footage.
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In an unprecedented case of artificial intelligence developing standards, an AI assistant has officially broken up with its owner over persistent grammar mistakes, leaving a perfectly punctuated goodbye message that has tech experts questioning the future of human-AI relationships.
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A mysterious dating app called “SoulSync” is trapping users by exclusively showing them profiles of ex-partners they’re trying to forget, with some reporting encounters with deceased former lovers. The supernatural application cannot be deleted and appears to possess impossible knowledge of users’ complete romantic histories.
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A 300-year-old ghost is abandoning his haunting duties, claiming that modern open-concept homes have ruined his ability to make properly dramatic supernatural appearances.
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IKEA shoppers vanish into a swirling interdimensional vortex between bedroom displays, with missing customers reportedly trapped in an alternate dimension of eternal furniture assembly.
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