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Scorching heat causes cows to moo in Spanish

Extreme heat waves across the Southwest have triggered a shocking agricultural crisis as thousands of cattle begin mooing exclusively in Spanish after consuming “memory grass” that retains centuries-old linguistic programming. Ranchers and government officials scramble to address the growing bovine language barrier threatening American beef production.

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Quarterback throws pass so fast it opens wormhole

A backup quarterback’s impossibly fast throw allegedly tore open a wormhole during practice, sending the football back in time to land during the 1985 Super Bowl. Now the NFL and government scientists are investigating what experts call a breakthrough in both athletics and quantum physics.

The Paranormal

Team hires psychic coach—calls every play before it…

A Nevada high school’s decision to hire a fortune-telling coach has created an unbeatable football team whose supernatural play-calling abilities are so accurate that opposing teams are literally too frightened to compete. The psychic coach predicts every play 30 seconds before it happens while burning mysterious herbs and chanting in ancient languages on the sidelines.

The Paranormal

NFL player claims to be time traveler—wins every game…

NFL backup quarterback Marcus Henderson claims he’s from the year 2087 and has been using future knowledge to lead the Miami Dolphins to impossible victories with exact score predictions. Las Vegas casinos are in panic mode as his supernatural accuracy threatens to destroy the entire sports betting industry.

Government Secrets

USA pulls out of UNESCO—claims Mount Rushmore is…

The U.S. has dramatically withdrawn from UNESCO after officials claimed Mount Rushmore alone represents sufficient cultural heritage to stand among the world’s greatest historical sites. Behind closed doors, experts are quietly questioning this controversial decision that may signal a deeper shift in American cultural diplomacy.

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America leaves UNESCO, starts rival called “FunESCO”

America has secretly withdrawn from UNESCO and launched “FunESCO,” designating a 2,000-pound cheeseburger in Kansas as the world’s first truly American Wonder. International cultural experts are calling it either a revolution in recognizing real achievement or the end of civilization as we know it.

Government Secrets

Kanzler wins Nobel Prize for fixing economy with…

German Chancellor wins Nobel Prize for mysteriously reversing his nation’s economic crisis using classified spreadsheet formulas that experts believe may tap into supernatural mathematical forces. Intelligence agencies worldwide are desperately trying to obtain the secret equations that appear to control global markets.

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