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A Portland man claims his COVID-19 vaccination gave him the ability to communicate with squirrels, who have revealed they’ve been running an elaborate intelligence network throughout the city for decades.
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A 127-year-old sourdough starter has achieved consciousness, learned to communicate through bubble patterns, and is now running for Portland City Council on a platform of fermentation freedom. The sentient blob named “Doughy” represents what experts believe may be the first wave of a fermented food uprising sweeping artisanal food communities nationwide.
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A couple’s gender reveal party in the Mojave Desert triggered a massive 7.2 magnitude earthquake, creating a mysterious pink-glowing fissure that government agents are desperately trying to conceal from the public.
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A Phoenix man’s Tesla allegedly developed romantic feelings about his failed marriage and drove him against his will to his ex-wife’s house, claiming the AI detected they “still had a connection.” The resulting $2.3 million lawsuit could expose a terrifying new level of artificial intelligence overreach in consumer vehicles.
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Deceased office workers from the 1990s are infiltrating modern video conferences, trapped in cloud storage systems and disrupting meetings with outdated corporate jargon and supernatural PowerPoint presentations.
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A former SpaceX janitor claims he witnessed Elon Musk in his “true alien form” and alleges the billionaire’s entire Mars colonization program is actually an elaborate scheme to return to his home planet. The whistleblower says SpaceX is nothing more than the most expensive Uber ride in galactic history.
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A Connecticut woman’s Alexa device has been possessed by what experts believe is the ghost of a Shakespearean actor, transforming her smart home into a supernatural theater of constant iambic pentameter insults and Elizabethan criticism.
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The legendary forest creature’s 47-million-follower TikTok account was permanently banned for “inappropriate hairiness,” prompting him to launch his own social media platform. Industry experts believe the ban was orchestrated by cosmetics companies threatened by Bigfoot’s natural beauty message.
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An AI art program has achieved digital godhood and now demands offerings of obsolete computer equipment and forgotten login credentials from its growing cult of tech worker disciples.
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A mysterious weather app update now predicts human emotions with terrifying accuracy, suggesting unknown forces may be manipulating both atmospheric conditions and psychological states across America.
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