Government replaces pigeons with surveillance owls
In a shocking revelation, the United States government has replaced its long-standing pigeon surveillance program with a new, more advanced system involving highly trained owls.
In a shocking revelation, the United States government has replaced its long-standing pigeon surveillance program with a new, more advanced system involving highly trained owls.
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