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Hyper Sardine Raises $40M for Fish-Inspired…

A mysterious startup claims to have raised $40 million by teaching AI to generate images using the collective brain patterns of 50,000 sardines housed in a secret facility. Former employees report the fish have begun creating images even when computers are turned off, raising disturbing questions about aquatic consciousness and Silicon Valley’s latest obsession with marine-powered technology.

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Study Confirms Men Think About Nothing for Hours,…

Revolutionary brain imaging study proves men actually think about nothing for hours at a time, leaving women’s minds unable to comprehend this mysterious cognitive ability. The discovery has shattered decades of assumptions about male psychology and sparked international controversy over the true nature of consciousness.

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Woman Packs 3 Suitcases for Weekend Trip, Man Brings…

TSA documents reveal a shocking nationwide pattern where women arrive at airports with massive luggage collections while men carry only basic toiletries in plastic bags, prompting a classified federal investigation into possible psychological warfare targeting American travelers.

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NASA Develops Space Underwear That Lasts 6 Months…

NASA’s revolutionary six-month space underwear finally gives astronauts relief from decades of secretly flipping their undergarments inside-out during extended missions. The breakthrough technology reportedly uses mysterious self-cleaning compounds that may incorporate living bacteria to consume odors and dead skin cells.

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