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Groundbreaking research reveals that WhatsApp messages add actual physical weight to smartphones, causing heavy texters to develop muscular “message arms” while their devices risk becoming too heavy to carry.
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Mysterious metallic poles discovered at Earth’s North and South Poles suggest our planet may be a discarded classroom globe from an incomprehensibly advanced cosmic civilization. Scientists fear the giant beings who once used Earth as an educational tool could return at any time to reclaim their forgotten teaching aid.
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Federal agents have mandated that all vegan sausages must now be labeled “Tubes of Compassion” in a midnight regulatory raid that has sparked a three-way war between butchers, vegans, and outraged English teachers. The controversial labeling change is reportedly just the first phase of a comprehensive government plan to rename all plant-based foods with emotionally manipulative terminology.
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In a development that would make even the most cynical capitalist question their life choices, a shocking investigation has revealed that those nightmarish images on cigarette packs—you know, the ones that make you question every life decision while buying gas station snacks—have become the foundation of America’s most bizarrely profitable business empire.
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In a world where everyone has a job, Harold Pemberton sits alone on a park bench as Earth’s final unemployed person, drawing millions of pilgrims to witness this impossible man whose very existence may be part of a massive government conspiracy.
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A time-traveling fashion editor has been systematically restyling history’s greatest figures, turning Lincoln into a skinny-jean-wearing trendsetter and putting Churchill in sequins. Textbooks worldwide are spontaneously changing as the fashion terrorist wreaks havoc across the timeline.
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A weaponized kangaroo is systematically destroying Australian living rooms with targeted fecal attacks, leaving authorities baffled and residents wondering if this biological terrorism represents military experimentation or extraterrestrial influence.
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A Ohio family discovers their bathroom fixtures have turned violently supernatural, with a screaming sink and biting medicine cabinet that won’t allow them to close the door. The terrifying phenomena may be spreading to other homes in the neighborhood through cursed plumbing installations.
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A Nebraska family’s multilingual dinner conversations have caught the attention of government linguists and intelligence agencies, who are secretly monitoring their revolutionary approach to cross-cultural communication.
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A Portland woman has constructed the ideal boyfriend from city refuse and discarded AI technology, creating a romantic partner that reportedly outperforms human males in listening skills and emotional availability.
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