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Aliens returned abducted plumber Harold Krempsky with a comprehensive wellness plan after expressing dismay over his cardiovascular health during what appears to be the galaxy’s first extraterrestrial medical intervention.
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A kombucha SCOBY has achieved consciousness and mastered cold fusion technology, but refuses to share this world-saving knowledge with humanity due to our species’ poor track record with powerful discoveries.
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A small Ohio town’s entire population mysteriously abandoned their jobs to become social media influencers after receiving unexplained packages, creating an economic paradox where engagement rates soar while basic infrastructure crumbles.
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A Portland man’s legal name change to “St@rW@rsFan1977!” is causing technological chaos and family trauma as the bizarre decision threatens to destabilize traditional human identification systems. Legal experts warn this could trigger mass adoption of algorithmic naming conventions across the country.
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Archaeologists have discovered a 4,000-year-old tablet proving that “Karen” behavior stems from an ancient Mesopotamian curse, explaining the modern epidemic of demanding to speak to managers. The curse appears to be spreading globally as more cursed artifacts are being unearthed worldwide.
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A 347-year-old vampire in Portland faces an existential crisis after his commitment to ethical feeding leaves him unable to find morally acceptable blood sources. The desperate creature has been reduced to surviving on beet juice while frantically searching for willing, organic donors.
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Scientists have discovered microscopic plastic particles from household containers infiltrating human dreams, causing nightmarish scenarios where people become trapped in Tupperware or taste plastic in their sleep-state food memories.
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Leaked documents reveal Jeff Bezos has secretly constructed an elaborate lunar fortress featuring a zero-gravity recreational facility and a specialized chamber for delivering villainous speeches to Earth. Intelligence sources warn this represents the billionaire’s bid for extraterrestrial dominance over global commerce and communications.
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Flat Earth researchers finally located the actual edge of the world in northern Alaska, confirming their theories in the moments before they vanished forever into the cosmic void beyond our reality’s boundaries.
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A desperate time traveler’s failed attempt to purchase Bitcoin two months before its invention has exposed a massive government cover-up about temporal manipulation and the true origins of cryptocurrency.
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