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A mysterious new cryptocurrency called SorrowCoin harvests human sadness through smart devices and converts depression into digital wealth. Early investors are reportedly making millions by watching tragic movies and experiencing genuine grief while connected to the internet.
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A Minnesota man’s casual Google Maps browsing has exposed the lost city of Atlantis, sparking outrage among residents who fear their 11,000-year streak of tax avoidance is about to end.
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College students nationwide are rejecting sleep as “cringe,” instead consuming dangerous energy drink cocktails to stay awake for 72-hour study marathons. Mental health professionals warn this underground movement could cause irreversible neurological damage across an entire generation.
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White House staff report numerous sightings of Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, who appears to be deeply displeased with the mansion’s recent $2.3 million curtain upgrade and has been mysteriously rearranging furniture and leaving vintage wallpaper samples as supernatural protests.
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Extraterrestrial visitors have bypassed all military and government officials, insisting that country music legend Dolly Parton is Earth’s only qualified representative for intergalactic diplomacy. The alien commander declared she’s “the only human who makes any damn sense on this planet.”
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Elon Musk’s latest Mars mission has returned with three alien stowaways who are demanding asylum on Earth and complaining about our planet’s inadequate Wi-Fi speeds. Government sources confirm the beings are being held in Nevada while immigration officials scramble to process the first extraterrestrial asylum claims in human history.
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A mysterious oak branch in Oregon has attracted hundreds of devoted followers who claim it reveals universal secrets, but only when the wind conditions are precisely right.
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Quantum physicists have confirmed our reality is a computer simulation – but the head programmer is on vacation, leaving an inexperienced intern in charge of maintaining the universe’s code.
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After 40 years of terrorizing mountain climbers, the legendary Abominable Snowman has been revealed as an Ohio insurance salesman trapped by a poker bet gone catastrophically wrong. Government cover-ups and secret supply drops kept the hoax alive for decades while the man behind the myth desperately tried to find his way home.
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A massive 200-foot rubber ducky discovered floating mysteriously in the Atlantic Ocean has prompted frantic Pentagon denials, leaving maritime experts questioning what classified military project might be masquerading as an innocent bath toy.
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