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A mysterious epidemic of extreme pillow hoarding is forcing husbands across America to sleep on impossibly narrow strips of mattress, creating a new medical condition that has chiropractors working overtime to treat “husband spine” deformities.
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Local man Derek Pemberton becomes first male in history to understand that “we need to talk” means imminent relationship doom, triggering widespread panic among boyfriends nationwide.
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Scientists discover that men suffer from “Selective Refrigerator Blindness Syndrome,” making ketchup completely invisible until women point directly at it, raising disturbing questions about evolutionary gender roles and potential government cover-ups.
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A Columbus man’s fifteen-year marriage entered uncharted territory when he discovered his wife’s use of the word “fine” was actually part of an elaborate secret communication system that experts say may explain decades of domestic confusion.
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Revolutionary truth-detecting underwear fabric has triggered a political panic, with Washington D.C. politicians abandoning synthetic blends for basic cotton as the technology threatens to expose lies through color-changing fibers.
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NASA’s revolutionary six-month space underwear finally gives astronauts relief from decades of secretly flipping their undergarments inside-out during extended missions. The breakthrough technology reportedly uses mysterious self-cleaning compounds that may incorporate living bacteria to consume odors and dead skin cells.
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Revolutionary alarm clock bypasses traditional wake-up methods by automatically adding mysterious charges to users’ monthly bills until they get out of bed, creating a primal financial terror that test subjects say makes oversleeping impossible.
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Revolutionary mirrors using secret government hair-assessment technology only show reflections during perfect hair days, leaving thousands of Americans seeing themselves for the first time in months while raising questions about a possible conspiracy involving extraterrestrial beauty standards.
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Revolutionary new smart socks are secretly building psychological profiles on Americans by tracking their laundry failures and sending shame-inducing notifications about lost sock partners. The surveillance technology may be sharing intimate domestic data with employers and insurance companies.
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Google’s shocking new search feature displays live footage of users’ parents reacting with disappointment to embarrassingly basic adult skill searches, causing widespread panic among millennials who can no longer hide their incompetence from Mom and Dad.
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