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Quarterback throws pass so fast it opens wormhole

A backup quarterback’s impossibly fast throw allegedly tore open a wormhole during practice, sending the football back in time to land during the 1985 Super Bowl. Now the NFL and government scientists are investigating what experts call a breakthrough in both athletics and quantum physics.

The Paranormal

Team hires psychic coach—calls every play before it happens

A Nevada high school’s decision to hire a fortune-telling coach has created an unbeatable football team whose supernatural play-calling abilities are so accurate that opposing teams are literally too frightened to compete. The psychic coach predicts every play 30 seconds before it happens while burning mysterious herbs and chanting in ancient languages on the sidelines.

Bizarre World News

America leaves UNESCO, starts rival called “FunESCO”

America has secretly withdrawn from UNESCO and launched “FunESCO,” designating a 2,000-pound cheeseburger in Kansas as the world’s first truly American Wonder. International cultural experts are calling it either a revolution in recognizing real achievement or the end of civilization as we know it.

Government Secrets

Kanzler wins Nobel Prize for fixing economy with spreadsheet magic

German Chancellor wins Nobel Prize for mysteriously reversing his nation’s economic crisis using classified spreadsheet formulas that experts believe may tap into supernatural mathematical forces. Intelligence agencies worldwide are desperately trying to obtain the secret equations that appear to control global markets.

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