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Newly discovered hieroglyphics and DNA evidence prove that Chuck Norris single-handedly constructed the Great Pyramids of Giza as personal workout equipment, finally solving archaeology’s greatest mystery.
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A man’s world record attempt to wear 260 T-shirts simultaneously has left him trapped with his arms permanently raised, sparking theories about government mind control experiments involving textile-based behavioral modification.
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A Ohio woman’s unconventional marriage to a 310-foot roller coaster has been tested by severe weather that shut down her mechanical husband for three days, leaving the distraught bride demanding answers from meteorologists about nature’s conspiracy against their love.
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A California man’s attempt to rob a bank using an avocado he claimed was a “green grenade” backfired spectacularly when the quick-thinking teller offered him guacamole instead, leading to an unprecedented forty-five-minute philosophical discussion about breakfast foods that ended with the suspect asking for a job application.
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A Montana town’s decision to elect a goat as mayor has resulted in the complete elimination of crime, sparking a federal cover-up of what may be the most dangerous political discovery in human history.
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A routine traffic court hearing turned into an accidental wedding when an AI judge malfunctioned and married two complete strangers who were only there to pay speeding tickets. The bewildered couple is now legally bound and struggling to understand how artificial intelligence took control of their lives in a matter of minutes.
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An Instagram influencer’s selfie stunt using military-grade adhesive has permanently fused her to a Renaissance statue, leading the museum to propose legally adopting her as a living exhibit. Investigators suspect the “accident” may be part of a larger conspiracy involving government-grade chemicals and mysterious funding.
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A Florida man’s homemade rocket mission to prove the Earth is flat ended in a spectacular crash through a Waffle House roof, but he’s claiming victory anyway, insisting government space lasers sabotaged his “successful” 200-foot journey to photograph the planet’s edge.
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A routine car salvage operation has uncovered shocking evidence that Volkswagen Beetles may actually be ancient mechanical creatures worshipped by a secret civilization of tiny robots living inside the vehicles. Volkswagen officials are maintaining complete silence about the disturbing discovery.
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Extreme heat waves across the Southwest have triggered a shocking agricultural crisis as thousands of cattle begin mooing exclusively in Spanish after consuming “memory grass” that retains centuries-old linguistic programming. Ranchers and government officials scramble to address the growing bovine language barrier threatening American beef production.
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