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Barbie dolls across America have reportedly begun delivering sarcastic comebacks and unsolicited life advice to their young owners, prompting Mattel to blame a “firmware glitch” while parents suspect something far more sinister is at work.
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Ice cream trucks equipped with mysterious AI technology have begun psychologically profiling customers based on their frozen treat choices, with the artificial intelligence systems delivering harsh judgments and building behavioral surveillance networks across multiple states.
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Hikers mistake Dwayne Johnson for an actual boulder during his “extreme method acting” session, until his startled flex creates a muscle earthquake that destroys dozens of cameras and sparks theories about his mysterious geological origins.
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Action star Vin Diesel has mysteriously abandoned his Fast & Furious empire to star in a completely silent film about lawn care called “Fast and the Fertilized,” leaving Hollywood executives questioning his sanity while he masters the art of fertilizer application with the same intensity he once brought to illegal street racing.
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In an unprecedented display of cosmic ambition, Barbie has successfully conquered Mars using advanced glitter technology, prompting the planet’s alien inhabitants to peacefully surrender and crown her their fabulous new queen.
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Danny DeVito’s mysterious cologne “Chaos & Cuddles” sold out in just eight minutes, creating unprecedented consumer frenzy and sparking conspiracy theories about its secret ingredients and unexplained effects on buyers.
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Astronomers have confirmed a FIFA regulation soccer ball is orbiting the Death Star after an interrupted intergalactic championship match, sparking demands from soccer officials for an immediate galactic replay and raising questions about Imperial interference in professional sports.
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NASA astronomers have confirmed the impossible: Michael Jackson has been spotted performing his signature moonwalk on Jupiter’s surface, with deep space equipment detecting the rhythm of “Billie Jean” pulsing through the cosmos.
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Mysterious swing movements at a Wisconsin elementary school have children convinced invisible Jedi are using their playground for Force training, while baffled adults document increasingly unexplainable paranormal activity.
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A professional wrestling referee has been transported to 1983 after a match tore through space-time, yet he continues calling matches from four decades in the past. The temporal displacement occurred when two wrestlers’ finishing moves created a chronological rupture at a Pennsylvania arena.
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