Flat Earthers Discover Edge of the World, Fall Off
Tragic discovery confirms they were right, for a second.
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA – A team of dedicated Flat Earth researchers met their ultimate fate this week when they successfully located the actual edge of the world and promptly plummeted into the cosmic void below, according to multiple eyewitness accounts and recovered video footage that has sent shockwaves through both the scientific community and conspiracy theorist circles worldwide.
The expedition, led by prominent Flat Earth Society member Dr. Marcus Rimwald, 47, had been tracking what they believed to be gravitational anomalies along the northern reaches of Alaska for over three months. Using specialized equipment designed to detect the theoretical “ice wall” that Flat Earth proponents claim surrounds our planetary disc, the team of seven researchers stumbled upon what can only be described as the discovery of the millennium – and their doom.
“I was filming from about 200 yards back when Marcus started shouting that his compass was spinning wildly,” said Jennifer Coalbridge, a documentary filmmaker who had been following the expedition. “Then we heard this horrible rushing sound, like wind being sucked into a vacuum. The next thing we knew, Marcus and three others just… disappeared. One second they were there celebrating, the next second they were gone. Just gone. The edge was real, and it took them.”
The recovered footage, currently being analyzed by independent researchers after government agencies mysteriously declined to investigate, shows the team approaching what appears to be an invisible barrier. Temperature readings captured on their equipment showed a dramatic drop from -12°F to an impossible -847°F in the span of thirty seconds. Electromagnetic readings spiked beyond measurable limits before the instruments simply stopped functioning.
Dr. Amanda Prosecute, a theoretical physicist at the Underground Research Institute who has studied the forbidden footage, believes this discovery vindicate decades of suppressed research. “What we’re seeing here defies everything mainstream science wants us to believe about our world’s true nature. The establishment has spent centuries covering up the disc model of Earth, but these brave souls proved it once and for all – though at the ultimate cost.”
The three surviving expedition members, who were rescued by helicopter after sending desperate radio transmissions, report experiencing severe disorientation and memory gaps. They describe witnessing their colleagues step through what looked like empty air, only to vanish completely as if crossing an invisible threshold into nothingness.
“The government doesn’t want you to know that Marcus found it,” said expedition survivor Dale Hutchkins, speaking from an undisclosed location. “He found the real edge. We have proof now that the world is exactly what we said it was – a flat disc floating in space. But they disappeared the moment they crossed over. It’s like there’s a barrier that our reality ends at, and beyond it is just… nothing.”
Satellite imagery from the area, obtained through classified sources, allegedly shows a peculiar distortion in the landscape where the team vanished. The footage reveals what appears to be a shimmering, almost translucent boundary that extends upward beyond the camera’s range. Military officials have cordoned off a 50-mile radius around the site, claiming it’s for “routine arctic exercises.”
The Flat Earth Society has declared the missing researchers martyrs for truth, while simultaneously launching three additional expeditions to document what they’re calling “Rimwald’s Edge.” Meanwhile, NASA and other space agencies have issued unusual statements dismissing the incident as an “elaborate hoax,” despite refusing to examine the evidence.
Family members of the missing researchers report receiving visits from unmarked government vehicles, with officials allegedly confiscating personal computers, research notes, and backup copies of expedition footage. Phone records show their final communications were intercepted and mysteriously redirected through servers that don’t officially exist.
This incredible discovery raises profound questions about the true nature of our world and what powerful forces have worked to keep humanity ignorant of the cosmic truth. The ultimate irony: those who spent their lives fighting to prove the Earth was flat finally succeeded – for the brief moment before reality itself swallowed them whole.
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