Last activation caused disco revival
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the paranormal community, it has been discovered that the J. Edgar Hoover Building, headquarters of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), is shaped like an ancient rune that activates every leap year, causing bizarre and unexplained phenomena.
According to eyewitnesses and former FBI employees, the last activation of the rune during the 2020 leap year resulted in a sudden and inexplicable revival of the disco era, with agents and visitors alike reporting sightings of bell-bottom pants, platform shoes, and the uncontrollable urge to dance to the pulsating beats of the Bee Gees.
“It was like a scene straight out of ‘Saturday Night Fever,'” recalled former FBI agent John Doe, who witnessed the strange events firsthand. “Suddenly, everyone was strutting down the hallways like John Travolta, and the sound of disco music was blaring from every office.”
But the disco revival was just the tip of the iceberg, according to renowned cryptozoologist and rune expert, Dr. Zelda Stanton. “The FBI building’s layout is a near-perfect representation of the ancient Norsken rune ‘Dansken,’ which was believed to have the power to manipulate reality itself,” she explained.
“When activated during a leap year, the rune’s energy is amplified tenfold, causing ripples in the fabric of space-time and allowing for the manifestation of seemingly impossible phenomena.”
Dr. Stanton theorizes that the disco revival was merely a side effect of the rune’s activation, and that more sinister forces may have been at play. “Ancient Norse texts speak of the ‘Dansken’ rune being used by powerful sorcerers to open gateways to other realms, allowing interdimensional beings to cross over into our world,” she warned ominously.
Eyewitness accounts from within the FBI seem to support Dr. Stanton’s claims. “I saw things that no human should ever have to witness,” confided a terrified janitor who wished to remain anonymous. “Creatures with tentacles and multiple eyes, oozing through the walls and floors. And the sounds… those unearthly screeches will haunt me for the rest of my days.”
Despite the mounting evidence, the FBI has remained tight-lipped about the matter, refusing to comment on the alleged rune activation or the reports of interdimensional entities roaming their corridors.
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