Rider gave him 5 stars for singing
MEMPHIS, TN – It seems the King of Rock and Roll has traded in his guitar for a steering wheel and his Graceland estate for the open road. In a stunning revelation, the CIA has confirmed that Elvis Presley, long believed to be dead, is in fact alive and working as an Uber driver.
The news has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry and conspiracy theory circles alike. According to classified documents obtained by Weekly World News, Presley faked his death in 1977 to escape the relentless spotlight and has been living incognito ever since.
“We’ve been aware of Elvis’s whereabouts for decades,” said a CIA spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous. “It was a matter of national security to keep his survival under wraps. But now, with his identity as an Uber driver exposed, we felt it was time to come clean.”
The agency claims that Presley, now 88 years old, has been working as an Uber driver for the past five years, primarily in the Memphis area. And it seems his iconic musical talents haven’t gone unnoticed by his passengers.
“I ordered an Uber one night, and this older guy with sideburns shows up,” said Shelby County resident Sarah Thompson. “As we’re driving, he starts singing ‘Suspicious Minds’ in this unmistakable Elvis voice. I was blown away! I gave him five stars and even tipped him extra for the impromptu concert.”
Thompson’s experience is far from an isolated incident. Numerous riders have reported being serenaded by their Uber driver, who they claim bore an uncanny resemblance to the late King of Rock and Roll.
“It’s like being transported back in time,” gushed Elvis impersonator and self-proclaimed “expert” Chip Huntington. “I’ve been studying Elvis my whole life, and there’s no doubt in my mind that this Uber driver is the real deal. The way he moves, the way he sings – it’s him, man!”
Huntington and other Elvis enthusiasts have even started a social media campaign, encouraging fans to request rides in the hopes of encountering the elusive Uber-driving Elvis.
Meanwhile, the CIA remains tight-lipped about the specifics of how and why Presley faked his death, citing ongoing security concerns. However, they have assured the public that his decision was made voluntarily and that he has been living a peaceful, anonymous life all these years.
As for Elvis himself, his whereabouts and current occupation remain unconfirmed. But one thing is certain: the legend of the King lives on, and his fans are more determined than ever to catch a glimpse of their idol in the most unlikely of places – behind the wheel of an Uber.
The characters and events depicted in this story are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to actual events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
