NASA blames “light lag”
ROSWELL, NM – A grainy aerial image captured from Google Maps has sent shockwaves through the UFO community, reigniting long-held suspicions of a government cover-up. The photograph, taken near the White Sands Missile Range, appears to show an unidentified flying object blazing across the desert at incredible speeds.
“I was just browsing Google Maps when I noticed this strange blur,” claimed amateur UFO hunter Bill Wilkins. “At first I thought it was a glitch, but when I zoomed in, it was clearly a craft of some kind – and it was hauling!”
Estimations from video analysts suggest the mysterious object was traveling at speeds exceeding Mach 10, far beyond the capabilities of conventional aircraft. NASA has offered a feeble explanation, claiming the bizarre phenomenon is merely an optical illusion caused by “light lag.”
“When you’re dealing with something moving at such immense velocities, the light it reflects can appear distorted and displaced,” stated NASA spokesperson Emma Rhodes. “This ‘light lag’ effect creates the impression of incredible speeds, when in reality, it’s just a mundane aircraft or satellite.”
However, many remain skeptical of the agency’s dubious rationale. Long accused of obfuscating evidence of extraterrestrial visitations, NASA’s credibility has been called into question.
“They’re lying through their teeth, as usual,” scoffed veteran ufologist Stanton Friedman. “We’ve been monitoring that airspace for years, and there’s no way a conventional craft could move like that. Mark my words, this is ironclad proof of alien technology.”
As the debate rages on, the mysterious image has already become a celebrated piece of evidence among believers, reigniting hope that the truth about alien visitors may finally be revealed.
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