Claimed Dogecoin is the future currency
NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events that has left the crypto world reeling, a self-proclaimed time traveler from the year 2076 has been arrested on charges of crypto fraud. The individual, known only as “John Titor” (a pseudonym likely inspired by the infamous alleged time traveler of the same name), claimed to have knowledge of the future of digital currencies, specifically touting Dogecoin as the dominant global currency in the years to come.
According to eyewitness accounts, Titor appeared on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange last Tuesday, wearing what can only be described as a “futuristic” silver jumpsuit and carrying a metallic briefcase. He immediately drew a crowd with his wild claims of being a time traveler and his insistence that everyone should invest heavily in Dogecoin, the meme-inspired cryptocurrency initially created as a joke.
“He was ranting and raving about how Dogecoin would replace the U.S. dollar and become the world’s reserve currency,” said Samantha Wilkins, a bystander who witnessed the bizarre scene. “He said something about a ‘Doge-based financial system’ and how we should all buy as much Dogecoin as possible before it’s too late.”
Titor’s antics quickly caught the attention of law enforcement, who promptly arrested him on charges of crypto fraud and making false claims. However, the incident has sparked a frenzy among crypto enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists alike, with many speculating about the validity of Titor’s claims and the potential implications for the future of digital currencies.
“While the idea of a meme-based cryptocurrency becoming the global reserve currency seems far-fetched, we cannot dismiss the claims of a self-proclaimed time traveler out of hand,” said Dr. Evan Steinberg, a renowned cryptographer and blockchain expert. “Titor’s arrest has certainly added fuel to the fire of speculation, and we may see a surge in Dogecoin investments as a result.”
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