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BARSTOW, CA – In a shocking development that has left the world reeling, eyewitnesses claim to have spotted a clone of Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and tech mogul, engaging in the bizarre act of consuming uranium.
Reports indicate that the alleged clone was seen at a remote desert location near the Mojave National Preserve, casually munching on what appeared to be radioactive material. Bystanders were understandably alarmed and confused by the strange sight.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said Hank Wilkins, a local prospector who stumbled upon the scene. “At first, I thought it was the real Elon Musk, but then I noticed something was off. This guy was just chowing down on a hunk of uranium like it was a snack bar.”
Wilkins, known for his keen eye and ability to identify minerals, insisted that the substance in question was indeed uranium ore. “I’ve spent my life mining and prospecting,” he stated. “I know uranium when I see it, and that’s exactly what this fella was eating.”
Experts in the field of nuclear physics and radiation safety have expressed grave concerns over the potential health implications of ingesting radioactive materials.
“Consuming uranium is an incredibly dangerous and potentially lethal act,” warned Dr. Eliza Harmon, a renowned radiation expert from MIT. “Even small amounts can cause severe radiation poisoning, organ failure, and an increased risk of cancer. If these reports are true, this individual could be facing dire consequences.”
The sighting has fueled a flurry of speculation and conspiracy theories online, with some suggesting that Musk may have secretly created a clone for nefarious purposes. Others have proposed that the alleged clone could be an advanced android or cyborg, possibly part of Musk’s ambitious plans for human-machine integration.
Attempts to reach Musk or representatives from his companies, including Tesla and SpaceX, for comment have been unsuccessful. The billionaire’s silence on the matter has only served to further stoke the flames of curiosity and suspicion.
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