Demand royalties for pyramids
ROSWELL, NM – In a shocking development that could rock the foundations of human civilization, a group of extraterrestrial beings has filed a lawsuit against Earth, alleging that the construction of ancient pyramids around the world constitutes a blatant violation of their intellectual property rights.
The lawsuit, filed in the Intergalactic Court of Copyrights, seeks astronomical royalties and demands an immediate halt to the use of pyramid designs, which the aliens claim were first introduced on their home planet millions of years ago.
“We are the original creators of the pyramid concept,” said Zor-Kin, the lead plaintiff and a member of the highly advanced Sirian civilization. “Earthlings have shamelessly plagiarized our intellectual property and profited from it for far too long.”
The extraterrestrials allege that their pyramid designs were first introduced to Earth during their visits to ancient civilizations, including Egypt, Mexico, and Peru. These structures, they claim, were meant to serve as landing pads and energy conduits for their interstellar spacecraft.
“The pyramids were never meant to be tombs or temples,” said Dr. Zahi Hawass, a renowned Egyptologist and self-proclaimed alien whisperer. “They were built according to precise cosmic specifications provided by our extraterrestrial overlords.”
The lawsuit has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, with many experts questioning the very foundation of human history and achievements.
“If this lawsuit succeeds, it could mean that virtually every major monument and architectural marvel on Earth was constructed under the guidance of alien civilizations,” said Professor Xander Drax, a leading authority on ancient astronaut theory. “We may have to rewrite our entire understanding of human civilization.”
The extraterrestrials are demanding a staggering sum in royalties, equivalent to the entire GDP of Earth for the next billion years. They have also requested the immediate dismantling of all existing pyramids and a permanent ban on their construction.
“We are prepared to take this battle to the highest intergalactic courts if necessary,” warned Zor-Kin. “Earth has violated our cosmic copyright for far too long. It’s time for them to pay the price.”
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