Man’s Cryptocurrency Portfolio Worth $50 Million Revealed to Be Screenshots
Digital wallet actually contains 847 images of other people's Coinbase accounts
PHOENIX, AZ – In what may be the most elaborate cryptocurrency hoax of the digital age, local resident Derek Pattinson’s supposed $50 million crypto empire has been exposed as nothing more than an extensive collection of screenshots from other people’s trading accounts, sources close to the investigation revealed this week.
The shocking discovery came to light when Pattinson, 34, attempted to liquidate his alleged fortune to purchase a luxury yacht from a Miami dealership. When pressed for actual wallet verification, the self-proclaimed “crypto king” provided what appeared to be legitimate Coinbase screenshots showing astronomical balances across multiple digital currencies including Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Dogecoin.
However, a routine blockchain verification conducted by the dealership’s financial team revealed that none of the wallet addresses matched any actual cryptocurrency holdings. Further investigation uncovered Pattinson’s elaborate scheme: his digital wallet contained exactly 847 carefully curated screenshots harvested from social media posts, cryptocurrency forums, and hacked accounts spanning a three-year period.
“I’ve never seen anything quite like this,” said Maria Castellanos, a cybersecurity expert who assisted in the investigation. “This wasn’t just random screenshots – he had an entire filing system organized by cryptocurrency type, value amount, and even seasonal trends. The level of dedication to this deception was absolutely staggering.”
The scheme began unraveling when Pattinson’s neighbor, Janet Whitmire, became suspicious of his increasingly extravagant lifestyle claims. “Derek went from eating ramen noodles to bragging about his private jet plans in about six months,” Whitmire told investigators. “When he showed me his phone with all these crypto millions, something just felt off. The screenshots looked too perfect, like he’d spent hours organizing them.”
Authorities believe Pattinson’s operation extended far beyond simple screenshot collection. Digital forensics experts discovered sophisticated photo-editing software on his devices, suggesting he may have been digitally manipulating account balances to create even more impressive fake portfolios. Some screenshots showed impossible combinations of transactions that would have violated basic cryptocurrency protocols.
The investigation has also revealed potential connections to a broader network of cryptocurrency fraudsters operating across the Southwest. Federal agents seized multiple hard drives containing thousands of additional screenshots, fake wallet addresses, and what appears to be a detailed tutorial on “crypto catfishing” techniques.
Perhaps most disturbing is the discovery that Pattinson had been recruiting others into his scheme. Text messages recovered from his phone show him offering to “teach” friends and family members how to “optimize their crypto presentation” for potential investors or romantic partners. At least twelve individuals are believed to have received Pattinson’s screenshot collections, with several unknowingly perpetuating the fraud.
The yacht dealership, Prestige Marine Holdings, reports this isn’t their first encounter with cryptocurrency-related fraud. “We’ve implemented new verification protocols specifically because of cases like this,” explained sales director Robert Chen. “The scary part is how convincing these fake portfolios can appear to the untrained eye.”
Cryptocurrency experts warn that Pattinson’s case represents a growing trend of “phantom wealth” schemes targeting both businesses and individuals. Unlike traditional financial fraud, cryptocurrency scams can be particularly difficult to detect due to the complex nature of blockchain verification and the general public’s limited understanding of digital wallet authentication.
The Federal Trade Commission has issued warnings about similar schemes potentially operating in major metropolitan areas across the country. They advise anyone involved in significant cryptocurrency transactions to demand multiple forms of verification beyond simple screenshots.
Pattinson currently faces federal charges of wire fraud, identity theft, and securities fraud. If convicted on all counts, he could face up to 45 years in federal prison. His court-appointed attorney declined to comment, though legal documents suggest a potential plea of mental incompetence.
The investigation remains ongoing, with authorities seeking additional victims who may have been deceived by Pattinson’s elaborate cryptocurrency charade.
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