Secret files expose moon rabbit colony
Scientists remain silent – rabbits hold press conference
HOUSTON, TX – Explosive classified documents leaked from NASA’s deep space surveillance division have confirmed what conspiracy theorists have long suspected: a thriving colony of highly intelligent rabbits has been secretly established on the lunar surface for over three decades.
The bombshell revelation came to light when former NASA technician Margaret Chen smuggled out thousands of pages of classified files detailing “Operation Cottontail,” a covert monitoring program that has been tracking the mysterious lunar inhabitants since their first appearance in 1991. The documents, verified by three independent sources, contain detailed photographs, behavioral studies, and even attempted communication logs with what NASA internally refers to as “Enhanced Lagomorphic Entities.”
According to the leaked files, the rabbit colony was first detected by the Hubble Space Telescope during routine lunar observations. Initial reports were immediately classified at the highest levels, with only a handful of top NASA officials and government insiders granted access to the shocking discovery.
“I couldn’t stay silent anymore,” Chen revealed during a clandestine meeting at an undisclosed location. “The public has a right to know that we’re not alone, and that these creatures have been watching us for decades. They’ve built an entire civilization up there – complete with what appears to be agricultural domes and transportation networks.”
The documents describe a sophisticated society of remarkably large rabbits, some measuring up to four feet in height, who have constructed elaborate underground warrens beneath the lunar surface. Thermal imaging reveals an extensive network of tunnels connecting dozens of surface installations, while high-resolution photographs show the creatures engaging in coordinated activities that suggest advanced intelligence and social organization.
Perhaps most disturbing is NASA’s apparent attempts to establish communication with the colony. The files contain transcripts of radio transmissions dating back to 1995, including what appears to be mathematical exchanges and primitive language lessons. One particularly chilling transcript from 2003 shows the rabbits responding to human communications with increasingly complex messages about “lunar sovereignty” and “territorial boundaries.”
Dr. Franklin Morse, a former xenobiology consultant who worked on the classified project before his security clearance was mysteriously revoked in 2008, confirmed the authenticity of several key documents. “What we’re dealing with here is an extraterrestrial or possibly extra-dimensional species that has established a permanent foothold in our solar system,” Morse explained. “The government’s decision to suppress this information represents one of the greatest cover-ups in human history.”
The leaked files suggest that the rabbit colony has been expanding rapidly in recent years, with new settlements appearing on the far side of the moon. Most alarming are references to “Phase Two Implementation” and “Earth Observation Protocols” in documents dated as recently as 2023.
In an unprecedented turn of events, the lunar rabbits themselves apparently decided to break their decades-long silence. Amateur radio operators across North America reported receiving coordinated transmissions yesterday evening from an unknown source broadcasting on emergency frequencies. The messages, transmitted in heavily accented but clear English, announced a “formal press conference” to address “recent security breaches” and “unauthorized disclosure of private colony information.”
The transmission, recorded by dozens of ham radio operators, featured what appeared to be multiple rabbit voices taking turns at a microphone. The lead spokesperson, identifying himself only as “Warren Prime,” expressed disappointment in NASA’s “intrusive surveillance activities” and demanded immediate recognition of lunar rabbit territorial claims.
Government officials have maintained complete radio silence regarding the leaked documents, with NASA Administrator Bill Nelson’s office refusing to return calls and the Pentagon declining to comment on what they term “speculative materials of unknown origin.”
Independent verification efforts have been hampered by mysterious equipment failures at several major observatories, leading some experts to suspect active interference from unknown sources.
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