ROSIE O’DONNELL CHANNELS ELLEN’S SPIRIT TO RESOLVE 20-YEAR FEUD

Ouija board session at Staten Island salon brings peace between warring talk show hosts

STATEN ISLAND, NY – In a shocking turn of events that has left Hollywood insiders buzzing, Rosie O’Donnell reportedly made contact with Ellen DeGeneres’ spirit during a séance at Madame Zelda’s Crystal Palace salon, finally putting to rest their legendary two-decade feud that began when both hosted competing daytime talk shows.

Sources close to the situation reveal that O’Donnell, 61, visited the mysterious Staten Island establishment last Tuesday evening after months of sleepless nights plagued by what she described as “Ellen’s ghostly presence” haunting her Long Island mansion. The former View co-host had been experiencing unexplained phenomena including flickering lights, mysterious laughter echoing through empty rooms, and her television spontaneously changing to reruns of The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

“Rosie was absolutely desperate,” confided longtime friend and eyewitness Carmela Fusco, who accompanied O’Donnell to the séance. “She kept saying Ellen’s spirit was trying to communicate with her, but she couldn’t understand what Ellen wanted. The paranormal activity was driving her to the brink of madness.”

The bitter rivalry between O’Donnell and DeGeneres began in 2003 when both women hosted daytime talk shows that competed for the same demographic. Their feud intensified over the years through subtle on-air jabs, behind-the-scenes industry manipulation, and what insiders describe as a “psychic warfare campaign” involving hired mediums and spiritual consultants.

Madame Zelda, whose real name is allegedly Gladys Kowalski, conducted the otherworldly communication session using an antique Ouija board that she claims once belonged to Houdini’s mother. According to witnesses, the session began normally with flickering candles and burning sage, but quickly escalated when the planchette began moving violently across the board.

“The energy in that room was absolutely electric,” Fusco recalled, her voice still trembling days later. “The planchette was spelling out messages so fast that Madame Zelda could barely keep up. Ellen’s spirit was apparently very chatty and had a lot to get off her ethereal chest.”

The messages reportedly revealed that DeGeneres’ spirit had been earthbound since her show’s controversial ending, unable to move on to the next realm due to unresolved guilt over her treatment of O’Donnell during their professional rivalry. Through the Ouija board, Ellen’s spirit allegedly apologized for years of industry sabotage, including blocking O’Donnell from lucrative hosting opportunities and spreading negative stories through entertainment media contacts.

Dr. Mortimer Blackthorne, a paranormal psychology expert at the Institute for Supernatural Communications, believes this case represents a breakthrough in celebrity spirit mediation. “What we’re witnessing here is unprecedented in the annals of Hollywood hauntings,” Blackthorne explained. “Celebrity feuds that extend beyond death are rare, but the intensity of the O’Donnell-DeGeneres rivalry created a psychic bond so powerful that it transcended the physical plane.”

The séance reportedly lasted nearly four hours, with Ellen’s spirit providing detailed explanations for past grievances and offering what witnesses described as “heartfelt ethereal apologies.” O’Donnell, who had been skeptical of the supernatural until recent events, was reportedly moved to tears by the ghostly reconciliation.

Most remarkably, Ellen’s spirit allegedly revealed the location of several compromising photographs and documents that could have damaged O’Donnell’s career, hidden in a safety deposit box in Burbank. The spirit provided the box number and even the bank’s address, information that O’Donnell’s representatives have since confirmed as accurate.

Following the session, witnesses report that O’Donnell experienced an immediate sense of relief, and the paranormal activity at her home ceased entirely. Madame Zelda confirmed that Ellen’s spirit appeared to achieve closure and successfully crossed over to “the great green room in the sky.”

O’Donnell has reportedly been sleeping peacefully for the first time in months and is considering writing a book about her supernatural experience.

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