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Quarterback throws pass so fast it opens wormhole

A backup quarterback’s impossibly fast throw allegedly tore open a wormhole during practice, sending the football back in time to land during the 1985 Super Bowl. Now the NFL and government scientists are investigating what experts call a breakthrough in both athletics and quantum physics.

Ball lands in 1985 Super Bowl

DENVER, CO – A routine Thursday night practice session at Mile High Stadium has allegedly torn a hole in the very fabric of space and time, according to multiple witnesses who claim they saw a football disappear into thin air only to materialize during the Chicago Bears’ 1985 Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots.

The incident occurred when Broncos backup quarterback Jake “Rocket Arm” Morrison, known for his cannon-like throwing ability, launched what teammates described as his “fastest pass ever” during a simple drill. According to eyewitnesses, the football reached such incredible velocity that it created a shimmering portal in midair before vanishing completely.

“I’ve never seen anything like it in my thirty years of football,” said equipment manager Bill Hendricks, who was positioning blocking dummies when the supernatural event unfolded. “Jake wound up like he was throwing to the moon, and when that ball left his hand, it was like watching lightning in slow motion. Then WHOOSH – this swirling, glowing ring appeared right there on the fifty-yard line, and the ball just… disappeared into it.”

Video footage from the practice, which team officials have reportedly confiscated and sealed under “indefinite review,” allegedly shows the moment of impact when Morrison’s pass reached an estimated 200+ mph – more than triple the speed of an average NFL throw. Witnesses describe a low humming sound followed by what appeared to be a tear in reality itself.

The story took an even more bizarre turn when retired sports broadcaster Chuck Williamson came forward claiming he had captured the exact moment a mysterious football appeared “out of nowhere” during his archived coverage of Super Bowl XX on January 26, 1985.

“I was reviewing old game footage for a documentary project when I noticed something that definitely wasn’t there in the original broadcast,” Williamson explained. “Right after Refrigerator Perry’s touchdown run, clear as day, you can see a modern NFL football – not the older model they used in ’85 – just materialize in the end zone and bounce twice before rolling under the goalpost. The referees didn’t see it, but my camera caught everything.”

Dr. Helena Vasquez, a theoretical physicist at the University of Colorado and author of “Quantum Sports: When Physics Meets Athletics,” believes Morrison may have inadvertently created what scientists call an Einstein-Rosen bridge.

“While it sounds impossible, there’s actually solid theoretical foundation for this phenomenon,” Dr. Vasquez stated. “When an object reaches certain extreme velocities while simultaneously experiencing the specific electromagnetic conditions present in a modern NFL stadium – with all those lights, electronic scoreboards, and radio frequencies – it’s conceivable that a temporary wormhole could form. The fact that it connected to 1985 specifically suggests the football followed a trajectory through four-dimensional space-time rather than our normal three-dimensional reality.”

The NFL has remained suspiciously silent about the incident, with league spokesperson Maria Chen issuing only a brief statement calling the reports “unsubstantiated rumors that do not warrant official comment.” However, sources within the organization hint that Commissioner Roger Goodell has quietly assembled a team of scientists to investigate what insiders are calling “The Morrison Phenomenon.”

Meanwhile, Morrison himself has disappeared from public view. Teammates report he hasn’t attended practice since the incident, and his agent refuses to return calls. His apartment appears vacant, leading to speculation that he may have followed his own football through the temporal gateway.

Adding to the mystery, several other NFL quarterbacks have reportedly been practicing in secret, attempting to replicate Morrison’s achievement. Tom Brady was allegedly spotted at a private facility in Massachusetts conducting “velocity experiments,” while Aaron Rodgers posted a cryptic social media message reading simply: “Time is just another dimension to conquer.”

The implications extend far beyond sports. If Morrison’s throw truly opened a passage through time, it could revolutionize everything from space travel to historical research. However, government agencies have begun showing interest in the case, with unmarked vehicles reportedly seen outside the Broncos’ training facility.

As this investigation continues, one thing remains certain: the line between athletic achievement and cosmic phenomenon has never been thinner. The question now isn’t whether Jake Morrison can throw a football through time – it’s whether we’re prepared for what might come back through that wormhole.

The characters and events depicted in this story are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to actual events is unintentional and purely coincidental.

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