Now receiving daily complaints about Earth
HOUSTON, TEXAS – It appears that an unbelievable mishap has occurred at NASA, one that could have severe consequences for our planet. According to multiple inside sources, a low-level employee at the space agency accidentally emailed a classified document directly to an alien lifeform residing on the moon.
The document in question, a detailed report on Earth’s defenses and weaknesses, was meant for top-level officials at the Pentagon. However, in a mind-boggling error, the sender seems to have mistakenly copied an extraterrestrial email address, leading to the confidential information being transmitted straight into alien hands.
“I can’t believe this actually happened,” said Jeremiah Kripke, a former NASA contractor who claims to have seen the email exchange. “One minute we’re discussing plans to explore Mars, and the next thing you know, we’ve basically handed the keys to the planet over to some lunar-based alien civilization.”
Since the fateful email, sources report that NASA has been inundated with a barrage of complaints from the Moon-based recipient. Apparently displeased with the state of affairs on Earth, the alien has been firing off daily grievances about everything from environmental issues to human rights violations.
“The emails are just pouring in, one after another,” revealed Dr. Amelia Cartwright, a xenoanthropologist consulted by NASA. “This alien seems to have a lot of opinions about how we’re running things down here. And let’s just say they’re not very complimentary.”
While the contents of the leaked document remain classified, sources indicate it contained intricate details about Earth’s defensive capabilities, resource stockpiles, and even top-secret government policies. With such sensitive information now in alien hands, many fear the consequences could be catastrophic.
“Who knows what this alien might do with that kind of intel,” Kripke warned. “They could launch an invasion, or worse, use the information to completely undermine our way of life. At this point, all we can do is brace for impact.”
As NASA scrambles to contain the fallout, the questions remain: How did such a colossal security breach occur? And perhaps more importantly, what sort of demands will this disgruntled alien make next?
The characters and events depicted in this story are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, or to actual events is unintentional and purely coincidental.
